Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is.    The Honorable Governor of Texas, George W. Bush

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Sunday, September 11, 2005

Disclaimer

The previous post was sarcasm, as opposed to the act of advocating secession, which many might find treasonous. The humorless are advised to ignore le sequoit altogether.

The next post or two may contain observations made while on a trip to Toronto, Niagara and Cleveland, etc. I love my country. America is the greatest civilization since the Creation of the (is it okay if we call it the?) universe. Americans are the most greatest people to have ever walked the planet. Americans are the bearers of the beacons of morality, truth and justice.

It's a puzzlement that we are the world's most enthusiastic consumers of air fresheners, as clearly our shit doesn't stink.

1 Comments:

At 11:27 AM, Blogger Bullock said...

I wonder what Americans smell like to foreigners? Maybe you should do a poll,ask a dozen or so Canadian citizens what their first sensory impressions are, sort of a Michael Moorish thing, except use your cell phone/digital camera device to record.

Be nicer than Moore, though and tuck in your shirt.

 

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